Universal Fact #55 Playing House

It is true. Trust me! It is not something we made up to look more masculine. In fourth grade, or pretty much all of our younger years, we guys find playing 'home' gross even though we might end up doing the real thing with one of you girls when we grow up. 

Oh, and I think we get the concept. We just don't get why you girls find it fun. :)

The Unsaid Exception to the Unsaid Rule

If you wear multicolored boxers then an ABCD offence will not be counted against you.


Someone should blog about ABCD, so that I can link to it. 

Universal Fact #48

Mutton is tastier than beef

Universal Fact # 33

 My niece loves me

Warning:

Be advised that though our recent experiments have confirmed the validity of this fact, it could be time variant. We hold no responsibility for any damage caused by its untested usage.

Universal Fact # 28 and 29

#28 : I am balding

#29 : I do not like Universal Fact #28